Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Breaking News:

John Kerry went nude along with thousands others in Mexico, he announced today.
"The Mexican people have a lot to teach War Heroes like myself," he said, adding "I just wanted to reach out to the Mexican people to show my support for them and their immigration situation.
After all, I was a War Hero."



Although there were several "Kerry spottings," news makers around the world are thankful that there were no closeups.




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh honestly, you find some of the most hilarious breaking news stories:D I am really glad that the picture is not a close up:D BTW, why does he feel sorry for the Mexicans? They are the ones that are crossing the border illegally by the hundreds everyday.... What does he mean about their immigration stuff? I don't understand his point...

Rebekah said...

lol. Thanks :D Not much of what Kerry says makes sense, whether it's real or not lol

Anonymous said...

Is he planning to run for president again?

JB said...

"I was a war hero"??? Apparently our friend Kerry has a little hubris problem.

Sycorax said...

"War Heroes like myself"... Thanks for the laugh Reb! EEEWWWWW...just the thought of Kerry prancing around naked is enough to create panic!

Anonymous said...

Girly, you really need to update:D