My interview with Nahoul

Recently I sat down to talk with Nahoul, the star of the cheerful show on Hamas TV.
Here is a rough transcript.


Me: "Nahoul, it's nice of you to come over."

Nahoul: Rebekah sounds like a Jewess name! Are you a Jew??"

Me: Eh... maybe? I might be an evil American whore now that you mention it.

Nahoul: *lunges at me* This is for Farfour!

Me: *coughs* Eh... yeah, bout that. You're getting thread in my mouth.

Nahoul: Balahawhalabaha die!!!!!!!!

Me: Stop.

Nahoul: You killed my cousin!

Me: I thought it was that fake Jewish dude ...

Nahoul: *voice gets squeakier*

Me: If you don't mind I have a question

Nahoul: *stares*

Me: Um. How can you be a cousin to a mouse? I mean I wasn't that great in science...
I thought y'all gave us science and all that, so...

Nahoul: Die!!!!!

Me: *sigh*

Hmmm

I don't know, I find this startlingly funny.

Sen. Byrd OK with executing dogfighters.


Now, not that I don't despise dogfighting. I think it's horrible; I have dogs, come on.

But.

Oh I don't know.

There's something glaringly obvious here...