Breaking News:

John Kerry went nude along with thousands others in Mexico, he announced today.

"The Mexican people have a lot to teach War Heroes like myself," he said, adding "I just wanted to reach out to the Mexican people to show my support for them and their immigration situation.

After all, I was a War Hero."

Although there were several "Kerry spottings," news makers around the world are thankful that there were no closeups.

Hallelujah!

Finals are over! I don't know the grades I made; if I had to guess it would be either 3 A's and a B or 2 A's and 2 B's. I really hope it's the former!

I must admit, it was kind of sad walking through the empty halls, seeing the empty classrooms... oh, who am I kidding? I could jump for joy. Hehe.

Now.

I thought this article was funny.