I have a question:

Since I don't have time or energy to put into a thoughtful post, I'll ask y'all:

Ron Paul.
Opinions?

:D

Golly gee, Fox News is just so professional

Let's play pick the mistake from the tabloid news site!

Oh wait.

I'm Conservative.

I'm not allowed to speak against Fox.

Shucks.

Avril is (about as) edgy (as a dull butterknife.)

Oh gawd I love her so much.

Postscript: Yes I linked US Magazine.

Get over it.

That's lyke, so heartbreaking.

"Because I am in the public eye I feel the need to be a voice of worthy and
important causes whose efforts impact the lives of every person on Earth.
These animals are being brutally and unnecessarily slaughtered – and who
are we to say to they have less of a right to exist than we do.”

A statement released by Heroes star Hayden Panettiere concerning this yes, sad situation in Japan. Sad... because of course we feel bad for the dolphins, but being the stupid humans we are, really seem to only care because they're larger, and cuter than other fish that are communities' livelihoods.

Sad... but, you know, call me heartless, I think this is sadder. And this.
And this...
and this...
and this...
and this...

Update: Yes, retards. I know Dolphins are mammals.
You're really saying they're the same as innocent women who were raped in Darfur? That is just wrong in so many ways.

I live!

Yes, I have finally gotten around to signing onto blogger... and I shall do more than the lame posts I have now, I promise! Even though my readership is somewhere around 4, including my grandparents ;).
So yes... I live!

My interview with Nahoul

Recently I sat down to talk with Nahoul, the star of the cheerful show on Hamas TV.
Here is a rough transcript.


Me: "Nahoul, it's nice of you to come over."

Nahoul: Rebekah sounds like a Jewess name! Are you a Jew??"

Me: Eh... maybe? I might be an evil American whore now that you mention it.

Nahoul: *lunges at me* This is for Farfour!

Me: *coughs* Eh... yeah, bout that. You're getting thread in my mouth.

Nahoul: Balahawhalabaha die!!!!!!!!

Me: Stop.

Nahoul: You killed my cousin!

Me: I thought it was that fake Jewish dude ...

Nahoul: *voice gets squeakier*

Me: If you don't mind I have a question

Nahoul: *stares*

Me: Um. How can you be a cousin to a mouse? I mean I wasn't that great in science...
I thought y'all gave us science and all that, so...

Nahoul: Die!!!!!

Me: *sigh*

Hmmm

I don't know, I find this startlingly funny.

Sen. Byrd OK with executing dogfighters.


Now, not that I don't despise dogfighting. I think it's horrible; I have dogs, come on.

But.

Oh I don't know.

There's something glaringly obvious here...